woot

hahaha anyone here plays dota and wants to have a match against ac ppl? lol.

Be Safe

This the season to be jolly, lalalalala-lalalala. Attention all children. The season to make love is here again. (If you're single, shaddap and listen. Why? Cos I'm lecturing, that's why!)

Alright. The season to be hanky-panky is here again. The weather is cold, obviously we have to put our hands somewhere, right? What better place to warm those frosty fingers than in that lovely chick's [ fill in blanks here ] ?

We don't want to end up having results that we least expect after that stunt, do we? So the lesson today is Better Be Safe Than Be Sorry.


This lil' piece of thingy could be your life-saver

Fortunately for you kids who haven't reached the legal age to do everything legally, 7-11 is here to help. All leading brands of male contraceptives are sold at your nearest 7-11 convinience. You shouldn't worry even if you and your partner are barely out of primary school. The not-so friendly store keepers are always willing to ignore a 13 year old buying a packet of condoms.



Oh yeah. And remember not to buy those cheap Made-In-China condoms which brand you'll never ever hear of in your entire life. They might have holes, which defeats the entire purpose of safe sex. (oops) Might as well buy a balloon or something, right? Spend the few dollars.

Be safe, kids! Class dismissed!

Another lecture proudly brought to you by fishy_fella.

relief teaching

hahaha just a crazy idea of mine, but...

wanna go back anderson do relief teaching as one whole gang? HAHAHAHA.

i think it will be fun to put ourselves in our teachers' shoes for once =P

Violent Mood Swings

There's an appropriate term for male mood swings. Not men-o-paused, I believe.

bleh

hahaha i jez happened 2 reminisce of our beloved armpit hair advocate while i was applying deodorant on my hairy armpits...

adventitious roots are so absolutely disgusting.

speakin of which... i also gotta thank her 4 repeatedly criticizing my lack of mathematical ability, or i wudnt haf realized wad a wonderfully mathematical mind i reali had n gotten a1 for both maths hahaha.

oh well... been fun.

n i still tink voraphan's maths is betta than mine! (no honestly)

hahaa

hello just dropping by :)
hmmm yeah have a reunion again!!
holiday time everybody should have time to go yea?
ahhh put up a tag board soon eh~
can chat easier..
tk care ppl..and enjoy!!

apologies

hahaha to tell u e truth i not so skilled, dun reali noe html tt well so i'll need lyk frontpage if i wana use e skin heng has provided 4 me hehehe.

hmmmm for now, keep posting! ALL OF YOU.

and yes, computing is useless. luckily i'm done with it.

oh... btw, want a reunion any time soon guys?

Cambridge's Computing Syllabus

Though I don't condem flaming, Pangsai's doing it pretty early for a group blog that has less than 50 posts. You see, this pretty much desty our motto of

UNIVERSITY IN DIVERSITY

Evidence like:

"PS. Rais! Where's your pride as a computing student? Do something to show all the shit we learnt in class!"

Period. OMG. Computing's not for everyone. Infact, if I may change what I said, Cambridge's Computing is not for anyone. I mean, for goodness sake. Who the fk wants to learn how to do low level programming like C++ when there's higher programming language like SQL? Instead of moving on with life, we have to learn our roots --- quite literally. Start from scatch and things like that. Look at the syllabus, people. Look. The basic codes are already there, like how 1000 is eight in denary. Like how I should access a file and save another bloody file. Oh Guan Yin Ma! Is it really that hard to take what we have for granted and move on with something more advance, like editing an OS. Isn't it more practical to have hands on experience in something we might will have use in the real world? Who needs you to learn logical take-it-or-leave-it things like algorithms for a water fountain urinating in Botanical Gardens? Who needs you to memorise how a link-list works? Of course, you don't go around re-programming from scratch a library booking system and say a .... a ....cash register system.

It's there already!! A perfect system millions of people use! If I'm the system anaylst for the NLB, and some dickhead tells me:

OI! GET ME A BETTER BOOKING SYSTEM. NOW ONE AH! KEEP ON SPITTING PAPER AT THE CUSTOMER'S FACE!

Knnccb. Don't put paper inside lorh! So easy solution to a seemingly impossible situation. Don't like? Then I shutdown your server, give the hardware a good scolding for spitting paper at people --- in front of you --- then reinstall the current software lorh! cb bosses really should kiss their own backsides for giving impossible problems to solve. Simple! Now I can spit on the boss's official company photo.

So that's why we always take everything we learn in school with not just a pinch of salt --- we need bucketfull of salts. There was one time we quipped: The syllabus is more appropriately named as

Cambridge's Computng Syllabus

rather than

Cambridge Computing Syllabus

Really. I don't blame anybody if computing students really come out more blur to the computing world than when they started as students to learn how to design a game, create an antivirus software dah dah dah. Only the crazy people will say they'll be using anything from the stuff they 'learnt' to apply to real life.

OK. I went one big round to soot Pang. In another words, Pang is crazy. :)

So many...so many

Read that over and over and over and over....Fast. FASTER!! Sounds like sodomy hor? :)

I'm updating 5 blogs are present. Including this. Can I pull a chair and pop corn from the pantry, sit down and watch the show? Please please please!!

*doe-eyed*

yeah guys so how are all of u doing? dun mind i start the ball rolling since rais is bugging me to do so.. haha how's A's????? muahahaha sorry dun ask tt liao. we shld get together some time for another gathering yeah? how's life after A's? haha i'm busy preparing for yr2! and for my re-papers haha eh this time i fail math only k hahaha! =P eh colin u take tuition at caraven too is it? i tot i saw u there yesterday haha.. k lah tt's it dun wanna type so much. start posting guys!!

your blogs

oh n btw, please notify if u have a blog and want it linked, cos the whole aim here is to have our own mini 4/5 web community. and as for the design... yuheng's on it, rest assured, you won't be disappointed =D

Calling all 4/5 2003 peeps!

okok rais here. all 4/5 people, feel free to leave your e-mail addresses as comments if you wish to be part of this mini blogging community... all 4/5 03 students are invited to participate, so do not hesitate!

oh yeah, and as stupid as it sounds, i shall be the moderator here =)