Be Safe

This the season to be jolly, lalalalala-lalalala. Attention all children. The season to make love is here again. (If you're single, shaddap and listen. Why? Cos I'm lecturing, that's why!)

Alright. The season to be hanky-panky is here again. The weather is cold, obviously we have to put our hands somewhere, right? What better place to warm those frosty fingers than in that lovely chick's [ fill in blanks here ] ?

We don't want to end up having results that we least expect after that stunt, do we? So the lesson today is Better Be Safe Than Be Sorry.


This lil' piece of thingy could be your life-saver

Fortunately for you kids who haven't reached the legal age to do everything legally, 7-11 is here to help. All leading brands of male contraceptives are sold at your nearest 7-11 convinience. You shouldn't worry even if you and your partner are barely out of primary school. The not-so friendly store keepers are always willing to ignore a 13 year old buying a packet of condoms.



Oh yeah. And remember not to buy those cheap Made-In-China condoms which brand you'll never ever hear of in your entire life. They might have holes, which defeats the entire purpose of safe sex. (oops) Might as well buy a balloon or something, right? Spend the few dollars.

Be safe, kids! Class dismissed!

Another lecture proudly brought to you by fishy_fella.