Things You Never do on Tekong Resort

Things you never do on Tekong Island Resort.

• Salute a sergeant
  I guess someone will tell you to knock it down.
  
  
• Never salute an officer
  You always salute an officer, commonly known as 'Sir' to you, Maximilan, Lan, John blah blah blah to the rest of his peers.
  
  
• Shine your torch light on the trees
  Common mistake for those people who have nothing else better to do. Especially the previous batch in Ulysses Coy, when some asshats I know of actaully tried that stunt.
  
  
• Look for things that don't look for you
  Unless you know how to de-ghost yourself, and have access to a Kuran, a Bible, a chain of Buddhist beads, a truckful loads of joss sticks and candles.
  
  
• Run away from things that look for you
  Don't be rude. Talk to that nice lady with the lovely kid who walk along the corridor. Offer your hand. "HI!! I'm Shawn! Since when did you come?" OK. She might look just a little whitish, but that's common for civilians who are not used to the food from the cookhouse. And like I said, don't be rude.
  
  
• Be late
  This is one hellofa mistake. Not only do you renew your chances of taking walks at night in the huge park, you also get lots of chances to meet new people that you don't usually see, like that fisherman in yellow boots you spied walking along the beach in the evenings.
  
  
• Wank
  Unless you are a girl (which in any case you probably won't be on Tekong Resort) and you can excite yourself to the point of orgasm without causing much mess, don't EVER try to touch your dick excessively other than to clean your genitals for hygiene purposes.
  
  
• Expose your butt crack too much
  Nudists asides, I know it's kinda cool to remove heat from your butt by taking off your pants. However, you risk being poked. The second batch, ie, my batch hasn't heard of any new cases of gayism, but I think you shouldn't risk it.
  
  
• Be anti-friendly
  Asshats who refuse to do anything rarely are popular. Volunteer to do simple stuffs like carrying your night snacks to your platoon from your platoon office. Besides, this increases your cookie counts.

List goes on. I'll be back to stuff more here.