alrightey.

our dearest ekavit is coming to singapore.he'll be here from 31 july to 4 aug.ruebini is trying to organise a reunion here.so it's a gd opportunity to meet up and catch up with each other.it will be a dinner on 1st aug.venue is nt yet confirmed.i noe this blog is dead bt further notices abt the reunion will be posted here.so jst refer to this blog.we'll confirm the time and venue asap.it will be a halal place so dun worry.yup.chao.

Things You Never do on Tekong Resort

Things you never do on Tekong Island Resort.

• Salute a sergeant
  I guess someone will tell you to knock it down.
  
  
• Never salute an officer
  You always salute an officer, commonly known as 'Sir' to you, Maximilan, Lan, John blah blah blah to the rest of his peers.
  
  
• Shine your torch light on the trees
  Common mistake for those people who have nothing else better to do. Especially the previous batch in Ulysses Coy, when some asshats I know of actaully tried that stunt.
  
  
• Look for things that don't look for you
  Unless you know how to de-ghost yourself, and have access to a Kuran, a Bible, a chain of Buddhist beads, a truckful loads of joss sticks and candles.
  
  
• Run away from things that look for you
  Don't be rude. Talk to that nice lady with the lovely kid who walk along the corridor. Offer your hand. "HI!! I'm Shawn! Since when did you come?" OK. She might look just a little whitish, but that's common for civilians who are not used to the food from the cookhouse. And like I said, don't be rude.
  
  
• Be late
  This is one hellofa mistake. Not only do you renew your chances of taking walks at night in the huge park, you also get lots of chances to meet new people that you don't usually see, like that fisherman in yellow boots you spied walking along the beach in the evenings.
  
  
• Wank
  Unless you are a girl (which in any case you probably won't be on Tekong Resort) and you can excite yourself to the point of orgasm without causing much mess, don't EVER try to touch your dick excessively other than to clean your genitals for hygiene purposes.
  
  
• Expose your butt crack too much
  Nudists asides, I know it's kinda cool to remove heat from your butt by taking off your pants. However, you risk being poked. The second batch, ie, my batch hasn't heard of any new cases of gayism, but I think you shouldn't risk it.
  
  
• Be anti-friendly
  Asshats who refuse to do anything rarely are popular. Volunteer to do simple stuffs like carrying your night snacks to your platoon from your platoon office. Besides, this increases your cookie counts.

List goes on. I'll be back to stuff more here.

How to Handle Hay Fever 101

You notice when you don't go out and play hockey, floorball, soccer, taichi (it's a sport??) ...aiyah, any outdoor sports, your nose get a bit itchy at first, then finally, you get those irksome full blown hay fever when you keep sneezing through out the morning and don't stop till it's the evening or until you get a hot drink in the late morning? Here's a small guild to stopping these nose-wrenching sickness once and for all. Ratings (out of an excellent 5*s) are recommended.


1. Surgery

Provided you have some disposable cash, I rather consider this option as an investment. Besides getting a valuable two weeks worth of MCs, the effect is permenant, non-obtrusive. According to reliable sources, this option involves cutting a flab that irritates the membrance, buring off some hairs inside the nostril and a small number of stitches to replace everything that was torn apart. Included a minute amount of pain for a few hours when paracetemol is not administered.

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2. Steaming

There facial therapy procedures, that provides temporary relieve. This process involves steaming of the entire face, while the nose takes in a certain amount of warm moisture that wets the nose cavity. During the steaming process, you will experience a certain amount of dripping of mucus. Do enjoy this sensation as your nose feels relief. Be sure to collect the mucus in a bowl to prevent your parents screaming at you for dirtying their floor. DO NOT DRINK THE BOWL'S CONTENTS.
Take note that this must not be done on a regular basis, that is, once every few hours. Recommended treatment frequency is once every 2 days.

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3. Exercising

Simple. Go out. Run. Jump. Skip. In the outdoors. Besides getting a breather from the mindless XBOX games whatyounot, you have thw birds and bees for company. Watch out for occasional snakes, squirrels, and bird droppings. Note that this treatment MUST be administered daily for life for effect to be lasting. Next best option to option (1).

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4. Nose removal

Use parang. Sharp one. One accurate swipe at the nose bridge will remove the problem once and for all. Be sure to aim properly, lest you skin off your eyebrows.

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Disclaimer:
1.Please note that above recommendations are not gareng-teed effective.
2.Any side effects will not be entertained by the author. 3.In case of any medical bills that arosed from any stupid users trying anyting wrong, please refer to your nearest authorised insurance agents.

in order to save this blog from being in comatose, i shall post some photos. haha we really need a tagboard ppl. i dun really check the comments. but in this case i did. so here you go!







there's your 'prom queen'. i'm just glad he's wearing pants for a change..



COME ONE PEOPLE! KEEP UP THE POSTS! wad's happening in your lives? i know some went in already but the rest? keep this blog alive 4/5!!

Prom

YJ prom photos. Of me, of course.

woot

hahaha anyone here plays dota and wants to have a match against ac ppl? lol.

Be Safe

This the season to be jolly, lalalalala-lalalala. Attention all children. The season to make love is here again. (If you're single, shaddap and listen. Why? Cos I'm lecturing, that's why!)

Alright. The season to be hanky-panky is here again. The weather is cold, obviously we have to put our hands somewhere, right? What better place to warm those frosty fingers than in that lovely chick's [ fill in blanks here ] ?

We don't want to end up having results that we least expect after that stunt, do we? So the lesson today is Better Be Safe Than Be Sorry.


This lil' piece of thingy could be your life-saver

Fortunately for you kids who haven't reached the legal age to do everything legally, 7-11 is here to help. All leading brands of male contraceptives are sold at your nearest 7-11 convinience. You shouldn't worry even if you and your partner are barely out of primary school. The not-so friendly store keepers are always willing to ignore a 13 year old buying a packet of condoms.



Oh yeah. And remember not to buy those cheap Made-In-China condoms which brand you'll never ever hear of in your entire life. They might have holes, which defeats the entire purpose of safe sex. (oops) Might as well buy a balloon or something, right? Spend the few dollars.

Be safe, kids! Class dismissed!

Another lecture proudly brought to you by fishy_fella.