How to Handle Hay Fever 101

You notice when you don't go out and play hockey, floorball, soccer, taichi (it's a sport??) ...aiyah, any outdoor sports, your nose get a bit itchy at first, then finally, you get those irksome full blown hay fever when you keep sneezing through out the morning and don't stop till it's the evening or until you get a hot drink in the late morning? Here's a small guild to stopping these nose-wrenching sickness once and for all. Ratings (out of an excellent 5*s) are recommended.


1. Surgery

Provided you have some disposable cash, I rather consider this option as an investment. Besides getting a valuable two weeks worth of MCs, the effect is permenant, non-obtrusive. According to reliable sources, this option involves cutting a flab that irritates the membrance, buring off some hairs inside the nostril and a small number of stitches to replace everything that was torn apart. Included a minute amount of pain for a few hours when paracetemol is not administered.

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2. Steaming

There facial therapy procedures, that provides temporary relieve. This process involves steaming of the entire face, while the nose takes in a certain amount of warm moisture that wets the nose cavity. During the steaming process, you will experience a certain amount of dripping of mucus. Do enjoy this sensation as your nose feels relief. Be sure to collect the mucus in a bowl to prevent your parents screaming at you for dirtying their floor. DO NOT DRINK THE BOWL'S CONTENTS.
Take note that this must not be done on a regular basis, that is, once every few hours. Recommended treatment frequency is once every 2 days.

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3. Exercising

Simple. Go out. Run. Jump. Skip. In the outdoors. Besides getting a breather from the mindless XBOX games whatyounot, you have thw birds and bees for company. Watch out for occasional snakes, squirrels, and bird droppings. Note that this treatment MUST be administered daily for life for effect to be lasting. Next best option to option (1).

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4. Nose removal

Use parang. Sharp one. One accurate swipe at the nose bridge will remove the problem once and for all. Be sure to aim properly, lest you skin off your eyebrows.

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Disclaimer:
1.Please note that above recommendations are not gareng-teed effective.
2.Any side effects will not be entertained by the author. 3.In case of any medical bills that arosed from any stupid users trying anyting wrong, please refer to your nearest authorised insurance agents.